January 2009
77 posts
Taxman - The Beatles
i am trying to figure out my...
comedy death ray calendar 2009...
the photo below was from this calendar. apparently it is sold out. i want one. NOW! someone make this happen for me.
yum.
grilled cheese sandwiches made with bacon, goat cheese, white aged cheddar, and sourdough bread make me happy.
home sweet home...
i just got home after working a total of 26 hours this weekend. now i get to do what i really want…eat pizza, drink beer, and watch flight of the concords. life is nice.
Watchfuture fashion trends rock!
erockappel:
Here is my latest Funny or Die sketch. I wrote it, directed it, and edited it. Hooray!
Big thanks to Paul Scheer for sweating in those futuristic clothes in 90 degree Burbank weather, Blaise Hemmingway for letting us shoot in his driveway, and Colton Dunn for letting me dig a hole in his back yard.
Michelle Obama Votes Nay on Daughters' Dolls →
mama obama gives ty a good slap in the face.
1980 Party...
i am having a hard time figuring out what to wear to a 1980 party tonight. this is the year 1980 not the 80s. harder than you would think. any ideas?
Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat -... →
strange news story of the day.
Craigslist...
the next time i think it is a good idea to take a low paying job from craigslist someone please remind me of today, january 23, 2009. that is all.
Ty denies Obama girls inspired Sweet Sasha,... →
really ty? you expect us to believe these dolls were not named after the two most popular girls these days, sasha and malia obama? so you just came up with those names and decided to name your new black dolls this? huh. i smell bullshit.
Watchthis makes me giggle.
hudson crash survivor...
i met a survivor of the hudson river plane crash at the farmers market today. he was with his wife and infant daughter and in town for a taping of the ellen show on the story. he was genuinly happy and smiling and just glad to be alive. everything he had to say about the crash was completely positive…no complaints or bitter feelings. i started to get teary listening to him. it was a...
feelings...
i have consumed the following things today: water, coffee, pistachios, a banana, a chicken breast, wild rice, and red wine. i think i am going to blame my feeling ill on the water.
The Streamy Awards: Nominate →
hi there. just got a facebook update from those Sklar brothers asking to nominate Back on Topps for the Streamy awards. you should do it too. i worked on this webseries with a few good friends and it was some fun. also, thanks a lot streamy for leaving out the best costumes category…of which i deserve.
the great debate
Jemaine. I am a big girl…Bret is too petite for me. Plus, have you seen Jemaine’s lips?! I mean come on!
mollylambert:
celesterstallone:
tesslynch:
HEY LADIES AND GAY DUDES:
Bret or Jemaine?
bret for his animal sweatshirts and the hair helmet
Clearly Jemaineian.
2 Hour Nap
christinahaberkern:
I had a dream I had a one-night stand with Seth Rogan in my New York small hotel-like apartment. It was a good nap.
i took a 2 hour nap today as well. i woke up sweaty and crying. something tells me my dream wasnt as successful.
Chance...
he went full bachelor on those girls and didnt pick either. damn.
Time Warner Cable.
i have been waiting on time warner to hookup my cable for the last 3 hours. 9am - 12pm is the time frame i was given. they just called and said they are running about an hour late. it is nice to know that they think i have nothing better to do with 4 hours of my time. the funny thing is…they are right. i just wanted to watch some cable with my nothing to do time.
WatchBeard Song - Almost Twins
this is a fun song for the day. great job jake on starting my morning off right.